Laudanum Dreams
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The Burning Questions GameJust a forum game to pass the time.
Poster 1 asks a question. Poster 2 answers the question and asks one of their own. The answer need not be true, and the questions need not make sense.
I.e.:
| Poster 1 wrote: | | Why is the sky blue? |
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-Because of the blue microorganisms that live in the stratosphere.
What's up with cuttlefish? |
First question: Why does Maxwell have to put "NOT BOMB" on all his letters to Integra?
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RaelinABV
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... because he has a sick sense of humor and he likes to imagine her face when she sees it..?
Why doesn't Integra have bigger boobs?
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Fiara
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A: They seem big enough to me. *shrugs* Otherwise, because she's cool one way or another. Also, big boobs are Seras' signature. 
Q: Why doesn't Schrödinger have a tail?
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Laudanum Dreams
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A: Because Doc was once attacked by a tentacle monster and is afraid of anything longer than it is wide.
Q: Can vampires eat pudding?
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Fiara
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Uh-oh... poor, poor Doc. 
A: But of course! Blood pudding.
Q: What happens if someone who is missing a canine or both is turned into a vampire?
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Renegade917
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A: They get the rest of their teeth pulled, and get dentures. Two problems w/ that of course: 1. They can't change their canines size 2. When you bite into something, there's always a chance you'll leave your teeth behind. How humiliating.
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if Alucard is controling it's body?
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crunchy
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according to sesame street count says that without alucards help it can chuck 12 pieces so add a coupple hundred give or take a few
why is the earth round
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Fiara
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A: Because technically, it's not quite round.
Q: Why does Incognito wear ladies' shoes?
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Anderson
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A: Cause Incognito can't tell the difference between men and women shoes, so he was tricked by a greedy shoe-seller to buy them
Q: Why doesn't skeletons, barbariccas, dragons and other nightmarish creatures exist in Hellsing while vampires and werewolves does?
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Renegade917
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A: They do exist in Hellsing. It's just that the Hellsing organization is so good at covering it up, we don't even notice.
Q: What CAN Laudanum do for you?
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Fiara
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A: Well... make nice threads such as this one!
Q: What country is Tubalcain Alhambra supposed to be from? 
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Anderson
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A: Brazil
Q: Can anyone think up a question instead of me?
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Laudanum Dreams
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For the record, laudanum has been responsible for great strides in literature. Take Edgar Allen Poe, for example. World-renowned poet... and laudanum addict.
A. Apparently so, since I'm about to post one.
Q. If vampires could have children would the child also be a vampire?
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crunchy
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i think that would depend on if both of the parents are vampires but if to dead things concieve a child wouldnt it be dead to start
why do people always say there going to do something and not then blame it on other people
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Alucard
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.... Because people are stupid?
Why is RaelinABV so weird
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RaelinABV
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Cuz I choose to be. And I hang out with certain people who make me go insane just by being around them. *copughcoughjakecoughcough*
Why is nobody ever online when I am anymore...?
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Fiara
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A: Because of the time belt, perhaps...
Q: Why can Seras see herself in the mirror?
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crunchy
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because vampires arent suposed to have reflections
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Renegade917
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Erg crunchy! there's no question! My turn then: If Suzy has four apples, and Winston has six apples, which way is the wind blowing?
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crunchy
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down
my turn what the point of this game
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Anderson
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A: There's no point.
Q: 1 Jedi + 1 Sith = _____ ?
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Renegade917
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= Jar-Jar. If you ate a vampire turkey on halloween, and it's name was Googlimek, and he has a curse that turned you into a turkey if you ate it on halloween, what would you say after you ate it?
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Alucard
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*belch*
Why does TK insist that vampire turkeys exist?
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Anderson
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Because he is one himself?
(I already know what this is but...) What is a Wak Wak Tree?
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Renegade917
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Okay, seriously, you are not allowed to talk to me anymore, Alucard. Cuz YEW are MEAN. *cries* And they do exist. Cuz the rule. Stop calling me TK.
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Renegade917
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Cuz It's weird. Someone who I know ZIP about, and who has never shared even a minor conversation w/ me calling me TK makes the name not fit me. It's like you're forcing it. BTW, just ignore everything I say. I'm just a nut-tard.
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Renegade917
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Well, I'm not really, but I just don't get you calling me TK. I don't wanna be mean, but cut it out. Cuz ish creepy. Besides, you don't know me and you insist on saying things like you do know me. Unless you do know me but I don't know that you do or that you don't un-know me but I know who you are but don't know you. And in the best of my knowlage, you only call me TK cuz Crunchy does.
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RaelinABV
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And I call you TK, and Al knows me. So booyah. 
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RaelinABV
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okay, so back to the game...!
........I have no flippin' clue.
?: What is your name? What is your quest? What is the capital of Assyria?
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Anderson
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A: My name is Birdin Lightblade, my quest is to kill some god damn kobolds at Jasperlode Mine and I guess that the capital of Assyria is Ironforge.
Q: Are you bored yet?
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crunchy
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yes quite but for different reasons
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RaelinABV
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A: not really....
Q: Who here is over 21?
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Renegade917
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A: Not I. As you know, but you wish I were so you could do kinky things to meh corpse. I dunno.
Q: Why do you want to know anyway?
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crunchy
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cause she wants to know who legal and whos not duh
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Alucard
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muahahahahaha
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crunchy
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wat are you laughing at
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