Alucard's Domain

Laudanum Dreams · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:25 pm Post subject: The Burning Questions Game

Just a forum game to pass the time.

Poster 1 asks a question. Poster 2 answers the question and asks one of their own. The answer need not be true, and the questions need not make sense.

I.e.:

RaelinABV · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:49 pm Post subject:

... because he has a sick sense of humor and he likes to imagine her face when she sees it..?

Why doesn't Integra have bigger boobs?
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Fiara · Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:34 am Post subject:

A: They seem big enough to me. *shrugs* Otherwise, because she's cool one way or another. Also, big boobs are Seras' signature. Laughing

Q: Why doesn't Schrödinger have a tail?
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Laudanum Dreams · Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:08 pm Post subject:

A: Because Doc was once attacked by a tentacle monster and is afraid of anything longer than it is wide.

Q: Can vampires eat pudding?
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Fiara · Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:21 pm Post subject:

Uh-oh... poor, poor Doc. Razz

A: But of course! Blood pudding. Laughing

Q: What happens if someone who is missing a canine or both is turned into a vampire?
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Renegade917 · Trainee Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 19 Location: Worcester

A: They get the rest of their teeth pulled, and get dentures. Two problems w/ that of course: 1. They can't change their canines size 2. When you bite into something, there's always a chance you'll leave your teeth behind. How humiliating.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if Alucard is controling it's body?
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crunchy · Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:26 pm Post subject:

according to sesame street count says that without alucards help it can chuck 12 pieces so add a coupple hundred give or take a few

why is the earth round
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Fiara · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:20 pm Post subject:

A: Because technically, it's not quite round.

Q: Why does Incognito wear ladies' shoes?
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Anderson · Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:22 am Post subject:

A: Cause Incognito can't tell the difference between men and women shoes, so he was tricked by a greedy shoe-seller to buy them Laughing

Q: Why doesn't skeletons, barbariccas, dragons and other nightmarish creatures exist in Hellsing while vampires and werewolves does?
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Renegade917 · Trainee Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 19 Location: Worcester

A: They do exist in Hellsing. It's just that the Hellsing organization is so good at covering it up, we don't even notice.

Q: What CAN Laudanum do for you?

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